High-Caliber

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nefermaathotep:

“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~

nefermaathotep:

“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~


Yo
When I was in h.s., I was awkward &I looked like the fat cousin of Jadakiss &Alfonso “Carlton” Riverfront, &one of my classmates [who was also a jeholywitness but the type from westbaltimore that rebelled early &had Polo] [[who looked like Crypto from destroyallhumans, but the Polo &his jokes&arrogance distracted other ppl, plus the game hadn’t been produced yet]] [[[I! knew the Nigga looked like a goddamn alien,though]]] called me Ugly Guy one day in shop class, &all his ho-ass cohorts laughed, &I lowkey didn’t give a fuck &highkey was more offended by the lack of comical effort, so the next day when he said it again like lazyminded muhfuckas do, I drew a superman symbol outline on the chalkboard &put UG inside it &looked at him while I laughed &agreedq &said I was gonna get it put on a shirt, &the look on the dude’s face, Broski… llmf!he looked so shocked &begrudgingly defeated &reluctantly respectful &knowingly relegated to the Shutthefuckup corner of how I view ppl

And that’s when I learned that observation then action is better than reaction.